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Quotes - Volume 3

I know this one! It's normally-er. -Woody

 

The older you get, the more you remember.

 

It's quiet in this scene because there's no sound in space except for cellos. -Nathan

 

Valerie: It's not like we're trying to catch an airplane
Alison: Just a theme park and they don't move!

 

A friend will come to your party. A true friend will stay with you while you sober up and puke on the front step of Starbucks. -Anonymous

 

If you had a nickel for every time you had a good idea, you'd owe twenty-five cents. -valeriebean

 

I believe you gotta give people a chance. You can't let them fall into the stupid pit all by themselves.

 

Don't hit me in the eye. I don't use it, but don't hit me. -blind pianist

 

It is not rational to make a deal when other people have the power to force you to violate the deal. -Neil Herbert

 

Two things before I forget... Although one I've already forgotten. -Tyler

 

One can only imagine what he's up to. Two can discuss it between themselves. Three would quite frankly be a waste of our resources. -Major M, Phineas and Ferb

 

If you were hearing me correctly, you wouldn't be disagreeing. -Christina

 

You can do astronomy with four fingers. -Valerie

 

You've got to be honest. If you can fake that, you can play anything.

 

He's perfect for us. He's completely confused!

 

Are you having a personal summer?

 

If a monk drove a car, he'd have a bumper sticker that says 'Free Tibet.'

 

Whenever something goes wrong and you think it's not your fault, it's a satellite anomaly.

 

MJ: I think we should have a moment of silence for Michael Jackson.
M: ...
MJ: Thank you.
M: I think that was stunned silence.
J: There was definitely a WTF moment there.