Menu-esque Thing

I'm going to jail now, but when I get back, we can talk about that. -Tracey
I don't know how I feel about this chicken sandwich. -Laura
Developing your testimony is important, but what you really need ... is to do the hussle! -Tim
People who can be funny with the Bible really know the Bible- and they're funny! -Tim
I guess God is operating on Hopkins time. -Valerie
I had a little tummy and I thought I was preganant. -Janet's story about 2nd grade
The Fetal Palace -Rachel's story about where babies come from
You could sort of debrief informally. -Rachel
Call me Fat Steve. -Fat Steve
Bathroom stops are for girls, but I'm getting out. -Adam
Lee, how do you become a Christian?
I don't know, but when you find out can you tell me? -Lee
This is my old lady bathing suit. -Debbie
For the love of God, you did not agree with him, did you? -Tim
Did you mention hell? -Tim to Jenny
I have a sun on my shoulder. -Tony
Your hair! It's really there! -Egyptian John
No girls for dancing tonight. Tonight is my ghost dancing night. -John while dancing with a FLEP folder
So Lee, do you have a man in the navy?
Not yet!!!!! -Lee
I tell them we wanna talk about God and if they wanna talk about God, then we talk about God. -Debbie
Listen and Care. Listen and Care. -Jenny
It's FLOGIC! -Adam