Menu-esque Thing

Some people juggle geese!
I'm guessing you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling.
One of you is going to fall and die and I'm not cleaning it up.
It's okay! I'm a leaf on the wind!
What does that mean?!
You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle.
She is beginning to damage my calm.
This must be what going mad feels like.
Can I have your share?
No.
If you die can I have your share?
Yes.