Menu-esque Thing

David: I passed my test! I can stomp in two places in rapid succession, draw with a pantograph, and stab well enough for the Chilean government!
Michelle: This is not for the secret service or anything - just to drive. Michelle: For some reason, after I use IRAF, I feel dirty.
Chris: (Getting confused by standard filter sets) I still don't know the difference between R and Rc
Valerie: Well, RC is a cool, refreshing beverage and R is just a letter that occasionally brings you episodes of Sesame Street.
Chris: DAOPhot isn't going to like this.
Valerie: DAOPhot doesn't like most things. We try not to take it personally.
Valerie: I'm suddenly not as tired and ready to go. (beat) Oh wait, there it goes. Crash.
Valerie: Hour angle doesn't move like regular hours. It should. Maybe it's on Daylight Savings. Maybe it spreads out the savings over the whole year.
Valerie: Gah! I'm on a stupid song rotation!
Chris: Why are you on a stupid song rotation?
Valerie: If I understood how my brain worked, I wouldn't be in astrophysics.
Valerie: It's too early to lose it! It's not even midnight!
Valerie: There's not enough space on the internet for the both of us!
Chris: Oh, I lost my internets
Valerie: It's okay, you didn't need them.
Chris: Well what am I going to catch interfish with?
Valerie: How come I have internet and you don't?
Chris: I sacrificed a rabbit to the technology gods.
Valerie: I think if we told the public about cosmic rays, they'd wonder why we want to get rid of them.
Chris: XMIN limit reached.
Valerie: X-men?
Chris: Yes, there are too many X-men.
(wrt inordinate quantities of rainfall and water on the road in La Serena) Valerie: Chris, what did you do?!
Chris: Until houses get swept away, I'm not taking credit for this.
Valerie: The CCD's binned 1x1, hurrah! hurrah!
Chris: We still don't know how they get the gas for the cars up here.
S: Llamas!
Chris: We can't observer our targets because it's cloudy.
S: Is that an Earth cloud or the Oort cloud?
(after waiting 6 days for Delta to deliver his luggage) Chris: I see my bag! ... I'm gonna go put on some clean socks.
Valerie: I was worried that some alien had possessed my body in order to steal my calculator. (circa 4am)
Chris: It's an if statement with a goto loop. It's a ghetto while loop.
Valerie: (reading) Mullet have been around 30-40 million years.
Chris: We just thought it was the 70s!
Chris: Hi, we're here to pick up our oversized baggage and drop off our emotional baggage.
Chris: They have a panda express, but don't get oyur hopes up. They don't serve real panda.
Chris: My friend is like a dictator in waiting. He'll be watching something on the news and it'll take him awhile to realize 'I should be really upset about this, shouldn't I.'
Flight Attendant Debbie: If y'all will just sit down, shut up, and hold on, we'll fly this thing like we stole it.
Flight Attendant Debbie: Folks, if you don't know how to fasten your seatbelts by now, you really shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.
Flight Attendant Debbie: (wrt oxygen mask ettiquette) Wives, it is optional to help your husbands.
Flight Attendant Debbie: (wrt the flight attendant call button) The first time you use it, it'll cost you $5. The second time, it acts as an ejection button.
Flight Attendant Debbie: (serving food) Cash only. I'm a fives and tens kind of girl. I don't do singles.
Flight Attendant Debbie: (to the troublemaker next to me) You must be really important. The needy ones are always important.