Quotes heard during FLEP

(Florida Evangelical Project)

  • Do you see the liquor store? -Lee
  • I'm going to jail now, but when I get back, we can talk about that. -Tracey
  • I don't know how I feel about this chicken sandwich. -Laura
  • Developing your testimony is important, but what you really need ... is to do the hussle! -Tim
  • People who can be funny with the Bible really know the Bible- and they're funny! -Tim
  • How long were you fat for? -Lee
  • I guess God is operating on Hopkins time. -Valerie
  • I think a snail just passed us. -Valerie
  • I had a little tummy and I thought I was preganant. -Janet's story about 2nd grade
  • The Fetal Palace -Rachel's story about where babies come from
  • You could sort of debrief informally. -Rachel
  • Hey fat boys, come on and get some dinner. -Tim
  • Why don't you drink?
       My mind is already crazy enough. -John
       I already lack self control. -Laura
  • Call me Fat Steve. -Fat Steve
  • Peeing is for the weak. -Adam
  • Bathroom stops are for girls, but I'm getting out. -Adam
  • Lee, how do you become a Christian?
       I don't know, but when you find out can you tell me? -Lee
  • Baby -Laura
  • Old Lady! -Debbie
  • This is my old lady bathing suit. -Debbie
  • For the love of God, you did not agree with him, did you? -Tim
  • Can I finish my story first? -Adam
  • Did you mention hell? -Tim to Jenny
  • I have a sun on my shoulder. -Tony
  • Your hair! It's really there! -Egyptian John
  • No girls for dancing tonight. Tonight is my ghost dancing night. -John while dancing with a FLEP folder
  • So Lee, do you have a man in the navy?
        Not yet!!!!! -Lee
  • I tell them we wanna talk about God and if they wanna talk about God, then we talk about God. -Debbie
  • Listen and Care. Listen and Care. -Jenny
  • It's FLOGIC! -Adam

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